The Boy and the Djinn : 16

Thomas : Umm excuse me your Oni right? Can you spare a moment of your time? You see this is my…

Jackie : hey is that your cousin ? She's so cute 

Thomas: uhhh yeah how did you know…

Jackie : Oh I can tell with just one glance it's in the eyes.

Thomas: Right… anyway So this is my cousin Valefa Jade.

Valefa: Hi hi !

Thomas: She's new here and I was looking for some help with getting familiar with the school.

Jackie: Oh I'd be happy to help truth be told I'm looking for my bro bro . I'm willing to give a tour if that would help.

Valefa: Oh that would be GRE-

Thomas: Actually I was thinking more personal info like name, age , likes, personality traits, a three sentence Bio, and maybe bra size.

Jackie: oh I'll be more than happy to … wait what was that last thing ?

Valefa: Thomas I thought we were going on a tour what gives ?

Thomas: Listen Valefa this is important. Chances are that you will eventually slip up and grant another world changing wish. And the only ones who would even know about it is us. But we can't noticed any changes is us.

Valefa: I get that but what does it have to do with her?

Thomas: Well to tell the Truth I'm not exactly the most social individual. So if let's say Oni decides to randomly wear a tutu and yell bloody murder down the halls , I need to know whether she would do that normally or if you caused it.

Valefa : Oh I get it. Get to know their personalities now so you can notice any irregularities later. But what was that about the bra size?

Thomas: Valefa it's you we are talking about..

Valefa: Teehee ~ right sorry !

Thomas: Sorry you were saying ?

Jackie: Well … my name is Jackie , Jackie Chan. Like I said I have a brother named Oni. We both lobe geeky things like Anime and Manga , tight now we are both into a show called Konosuba, it's really funny and 

Thomas: Ok got it you and your brother are weebs. Come on hot Cousin time to go … we have a lot more people to get through.

Valefa: Bye bye !

Jackie: Huh that's it ? What about my… oh forget it. Come to think of it where is Oni?

Thomas: Alright first off yes she's my cousin, thank you for noticing, second introduce yourself in 2-3 sentences that best describes yourself as an individual.

Counselor Troy: Well hello there I'm counselor Troy and my job above all taking care of students and their psychological well being while they attend our academ-

Thomas: Got it really nice and pretty next…

Thomas: No time for pleasantries who are you?

Principal: Well as the principal of the academy it's my job to help young girls grow up to become strong, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous , sexy, thicc… 

Thomas: Ok TMI Valefa stay 20 ft away from the principal at all times.

Valefa: Bye Pervy principal. Wow I'm learning so much today.

Piper: And I think that your cousin should be wearing m-more school appropriate attire…

Heather: don't listen to this prude honey if you want to dress like a slut in public that's your business, I'm sure no one would call you that to your face anyway ….

Valefa: Thanks I really appreciate that.

Thomas : I think I get the idea . Valefa come on we are missing just a few more students in this class and 

Valefa: Oh no we are to late….

Heather: Come on tight ass. Don't want to baby doll Hannah to have a temper tantrum

Piper: Wait Heather ! I-I...B-Bye Guys.

Valefa: I've somehow regressed this high schooler into a small child!!

Hannah: What are you talking about !? For your information I'm probably older than you!!

Valefa: Ha that's funny your clearly a baby compared to me…

Hannah: WHATS THATS SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

Mr Miller: What's going on here? 

Hannah : *gasp* M-Mr. miller teacher I'm sorry t-they were picking on me …

Thomas: Sorry this was just a misunderstanding my cousin here is just getting used to the new environment is all.

Valefa: < Thomas looks so handsome when he has to cover for me like that. Like a white knight and I'm his increasingly horny princess.>

Mr. Miller: * Sigh * look kids why don't you all just calm down and get back to class, Hannah go back to your desk.

Hannah: Hey don't lump me with them I'm not some stupid kid , I'm more mature than anyone here.

Mr. Miller: Hannah get back to your desk. 

Hannah: Not until you punish them for bullying me. 

Mr. Miller : Hannah don't make me punish you.

Hannah: But- but Arrgghh!! I wish……

Valefa: Huh…..

Thomas: VALEFA !!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Counselor Troy: So you made out with your cousin in public ? Tell me is there anything you'd like to tell me.

Valefa: It was hot!

Thomas: Socializing was a mistake

Counselor Troy: Look kids as much as I wish I can just forget this little incident ….

Counselor Troy: Have a good day kids sorry for calling you in for no reason.

Valefa: Thanks sexy counselor. Man this school is great . 

Thomas: Um Valefa listen I think we need to ….

Valefa: So I was thinking of hiding someplace quiet for the rest of the day while you finish the interviews.

Thomas: Talk about … wait what?

Valefa: Well it's just that it was a really close call back in the classroom and even if it wasn't my fault I caused you an unnecessary amount of stress and I don't want that to happen again. 

Thomas: Valefa you don't have to do that . Like you said it wasn't your fault .

Valefa: I know but it's best this way for now. I'll find a good quiet spot and you can go around in peace.

Thomas: Are you sure? If you don't want to do this , I don't want to force you.

Valefa: Silly Thomas I'll do anything to make sure your happy. You go do your awesome plan and I'll be rooting for you in the shadows … like Batman!

Thomas: Haha Ok dark knight where you going to hide out.

Valefa: Someplace hidden someplace safe…. and someplace with like no talking at all

Oni: -death on his way back from buying a game, high school student and recluse Kazuma Satou finds himself sitting before a beautiful but obnoxious goddess named Aqua. She provides the NEET with two options: continue on to heaven or reincarnate in every gamer's dream—a real fantasy world! Choosing to start a new life, Kazuma is quickly tasked with defeating a Demon King who is terrorizing villages. But before he goes, he can choose one item of any kind to aid him in his quest, and the future hero selects Aqua. But Kazuma has made a grave mistake—Aqua is completely useless!

Umbra: FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYTHING UNHOLY SHUT UP!!!

Oni: Oh and it has Megumin a crimson Mage who loves explosions !!

Valefa : Hihi...Not here Thomas...Aaah you such a naughty boy...Hmmm~